Ryen91 wrote:I am pretty sure I am more intelligent then you think and have allot more knowledge then your post might suggest.
veganray wrote:I'm sure he'd be a stellar employee, he just doesn't interview well:
Interviewer: Lastly, Mr. Franger, what do you consider your greatest strength?
Quezzy: Well, I have a great entrepreneurial spirit which I think would translate well in this advertising sales position.
Interviewer: Thanks, Mr. Franger. We'll be contacting your references just as a formality, but, just between you and me, expect a call with an offer in the next week or so.
****Interviewer drops pen****
****Quezzy picks up pen****
Interviewer: Thanks. Please just put that on the desk there.
Quezzy: What do yall mean "put"? I'll give it back for five bucks.
Interviewer: Excuse me?
Quezzy: Just for yalls questioning me, the recovery price for them thar pen has gone to ten bucks.
Interviewer: What in the name of all that is good and pure are you talking about?
Quezzy: What yall think it fine for me to break my fucking back to pick up after everyone? Even Zeke the janitor is happy that I'm charging. I have more returned pen's then you have ever seen in your entire life!
Quezzy: Pants wear from bending over costs money, Advil for my back costs money, my time costs money. For someone being un-employed for 2 fucking years yea its going to cost you. If you dont like then let's step outside and tell me about what you think. Otherwise stop hiding behind a desk & a high-falutin' title like alittle bitchh that you are.
Interviewer: Errrr, just keep the pen. Our HR department will be in touch after we've reviewed all of the applicants.
Scooot_er wrote:And disc golfers aren't always the smartest bunch.
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