On hole 2 at my local course I was throwing a big hyzer. I took too wide of a step and (freeballing of course) clapped my nuts between my legs
. It put me down for 5 minutes. I know it's not as severe as a sharp stick in the ear, but ask me at the time and I'd take the stick. What's worse is a group approaching hole 2 said they heard the clap from 50 feet away.
EDIT:Temp was 105, heat index was 115, and 100% humidity. My drive was great tho..