the way you worded it, sure sounded like it was someone elses house, and If you didnt know the orgin of the picture I would definately understand someone not knowing what exactly it is.
And if I honestly thought you were retarded, I would have taken a much harder swing, probably would have called you out
Btw, if you want to come throw some hyzers around my parents place go right on ahead, I do it all the time

(dont have much of a yard to practice in when I am visiting, however I could just practice on the course, which is visible from my window now

! )