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Re: Clan of the Cave Bear

Postby Frank Delicious » Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:51 pm

Ted Damson wrote:
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Ted Damson wrote:some truth

Such a hater.

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way to hate disc golf, bear clan.

let's just call the hosting company and have /forums redirect to myspace dg group :cry:


Gallagher went on a big rant the other week about comedians dumbing down their acts over the past few years.

Also there's a myspace dg group? Who's the oldest person on there? A 14 year old?
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Re: Clan of the Cave Bear

Postby Leopard » Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:51 pm

Frank Delicious wrote:OP updated to reflect the current status of the clan.

Status = Played Out


if DGR were the Beatles, this is the Bear Clan:

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Re: Clan of the Cave Bear

Postby Frank Delicious » Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:01 pm

Ted Damson wrote:Status = Played Out


Very true.
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Re: Clan of the Cave Bear

Postby Leopard » Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:03 pm

Frank Delicious wrote:Gallagher went on a big rant the other week about comedians dumbing down their acts over the past few years.

i heard an extended interview with Gallagher on XM a while back. *FASCINATING* . there might be audio of it from a "gallagher xm rawdog interview" search. anyway, the guy is by far the most psychotically egomaniacal person i've ever heard. made me feel great about myself. went on and on about how he's arguably the best comedian ever, how untalented a (named) slew of comedians are, and how he's beyond PhD in sub-particle physics. went into detail about how Carrot Top stole his act, so he licensed his act to his bro to tour the smaller venues to cock-block Carrot Top's tour, then how he had to sue his bro and how his entire family hates him. every sentence peppered with how great he is. just amazingly deep psychosis. i've seen a shit-ton of Gallagher, even a live show as a kid, and this was the funniest shit he's ever said. it was enough to wonder (shortly) if it was an ironic gag. but no, he's truly insane over himself and will demonstrate at length. bitter does not even begin to describe him.

Frank Delicious wrote:Also there's a myspace dg group? Who's the oldest person on there? A 14 year old?

it's DGCR on crack. and yes, it's a bunch of teenagers with a few 20s. you really should check it out, it's the worst DG discussion ever ever ever. before DGR, i tried marketing/fielding MILL over there and it was pure shit. they're as uninformed as gallagher is psychotic.
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Re: Clan of the Cave Bear

Postby Frank Delicious » Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:12 pm

I was trying to track down the transcript from the rant I referenced earlier but you really summed it up nicely. It was essentially the same thing about how great he is and how carrot top sucks along with a whole bunch of other comedians. It was really bizarre because at first I was like "why are they interviewing Gallagher? When was he last relevant?" and then after I read the whole thing it changed to "How is this guy not getting interviewed all the time? He is pure-strain crazy gold."
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Re: Clan of the Cave Bear

Postby nothaz » Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:54 pm

BEAR KILLER! :oops:
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Re: Clan of the Cave Bear

Postby JimW » Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:31 am

discspeed wrote:We're not owls


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Re: Clan of the Cave Bear

Postby BrotherDave » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:38 pm

This thread is so awful I can hardly stand to bear it.
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Re: Clan of the Cave Bear

Postby Roy » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:46 pm

watermelon > Gallagher
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Re: Clan of the Cave Bear

Postby Yehosha » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:45 pm

Apparently some bears enjoy hockey, Topgun, and terrorism.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8THGqrjUDGI
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Re: Clan of the Cave Bear

Postby mzuleger » Mon May 24, 2010 4:44 am

I was never afraid of bears... but now that they kniw kung fu i'm a little nervous: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ptYTGTNiyQ
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Re: Clan of the Cave Bear

Postby peppermack » Mon May 24, 2010 7:01 am

That is one kick ass bear, first he would beat your ass down and to add insult to injury he would end by eating you!
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Re: Clan of the Cave Bear

Postby riverboy » Mon May 24, 2010 2:09 pm

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Re: Clan of the Cave Bear

Postby PhysicsIsFun » Mon Aug 02, 2010 2:48 pm

i dont know if anyone is posted this, since i didnt feel like going through 39 pages of bear stuff.

It appears as if the bear ninja training is going well though.
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Re: Clan of the Cave Bear

Postby Leopard » Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:40 pm

PhysicsIsFun wrote:i didnt feel like going through 39 pages of bear stuff.


old thing -- bear stuff

new thing -- gay stuff

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