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Re: first ace

Postby jsun3thousand » Mon Jul 18, 2011 4:01 pm

there is only one jsun3thousand. nobody else would create such a dumb name to use online. i have been using jsun3thousand since 2002.
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Re: first ace

Postby veganray » Mon Jul 18, 2011 4:05 pm

Jsun3thousand is the main protagonist of the relatively unknown online forum DGR. A streetwise and flaming metrosexual in the bowels of DGR, he encounters several struggles in the forum, and ends up joining a group of militant neo-facist metrosexual fashion oriented time travelers.

Born as: Jason Jose Gonalas Juan Lopez Fitzgerald Oscbar
Birthplace: DGR
Date: November 19, 1992
Age: 18
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 189 lbs.
Endowment Length: too much to handle

Egotistical, outspoken, and a womanizer, Jsun3thousand is nearly the polar opposite of Frank Delicious. He's the leader of time travelers, and tries to show off in everything he does. On the night of a huge accident, Jsun3thousand's gang is taken in for questioning. While there, he meets Frank Delicious, whom he'll eventually be teamed up with. Apothecary is his mortal rival, who's small but hidden shealth abilities have eluded Jsun3thousand's overconfident and flamboyant tactics of combat.

Jsun3thousand is independent, and has quite a defiance for the law. He's unwillingly been thrown into the middle of a battle wits between disc-dorks and right-wing fascist police state. Seemingly obsessed with playing the hero and winning the woman, Jsun3thousand makes it his duty to keep Frank Delicious and DGR safe from the maniacal Zenbot. Even though his goal is to bring Zenbot down, he can't shake the fact that it's his best friend, and he still owes some allegiance to him.
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Re: first ace

Postby aDave » Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:29 pm

I love you veganray.
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Re: first ace

Postby JR » Mon Jul 18, 2011 11:28 pm

I respond to the DGCR thread by making a DGR first and ask Ray to post the whole novel instead of the cliff notes :-D I guess it had to be me the longest ass poster of this forum to do this :-)
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Re: first ace

Postby Amateur » Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:11 am

Hey ya, I always just assumed that Jsun was Andre's brother.
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