write something that makes you angry

[SkaBob]

Oil change places that offer you a coolant flush/fill, only to remove the clip holding your radiator hose on and disconnect the hose when you refuse the service.

Wouldn't be such a bitch if they'd left the clip on the hose...but NOOOOO, I gotta find a fucking clip so I can keep coolant in the damn thing long enough to get it to the dealership to see what ELSE they fucked up.

[matchu]

spending half my paycheck on gas to get fucking work! b.s.

[BLURR]

The damn time change....when I get off work at 4...there's not enough daylight left to play a round.

[SkaBob]

fat, ugly, drunk-ass Detroit police "chiefs" that show off to the cute 20something police chicky they're following home from a convention on the freeway, doing over 100mph as they bounce off one car and into my friend's...destroying it, and fucking up my GOOD ankle in the process. Also, when said police "chief" tries to use his status as a police "chief" to bully the drivers of the two cars he smashed into thinking it was THEIR fault he's a stupid drunk-ass...I mean, their fault that he hit them....'cuz you KNOW a fucking pig could never be a stupid drunk-ass.

ALSO, when said police "chief" uses his status as a police "chief" to get whisked away in a DPD cruiser when the other drivers demand he be given a breathalyzer, and having the state trooper taking the reports cover for him and tell the other drivers to mind their own business.


THANKS YOU FUCKING PIG. NOT LIKE I NEEDED THAT ANKLE YOU FAT FUCK!

[disc junkie]

My Fiance

damn sometimes I wonder why the hell im getting married

[Frank Delicious]

My Fiance

damn sometimes I wonder why the hell im getting married

Because then you don't have to work so hard to get a woman to pay attention to you.