The raping of a Tiger

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Re: The raping of a Tiger

Postby Luke » Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:55 pm

Big John D is a world class athlete, with the body of a god.
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Re: The raping of a Tiger

Postby Bradley Walker » Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:45 am

black udder wrote:Idiocracy, here we come.


We are there now.
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Re: The raping of a Tiger

Postby Parks » Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:52 pm

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have
turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the
children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early
dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever first answers the questions I ask correctly can
leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart
and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"


Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the
questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would

keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS ... See you Monday Teach."
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Re: The raping of a Tiger

Postby chiggins » Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:39 pm

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Re: The raping of a Tiger

Postby roadkill » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:46 am

According to several reports, Elin is filing for divorce. Good for her.
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Re: The raping of a Tiger

Postby Timko » Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:14 pm

jsun3thousand wrote:Disc golfers are holding the sport back.
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Re: The raping of a Tiger

Postby JR » Sat Dec 19, 2009 11:02 am

roadkill wrote:According to several reports, Elin is filing for divorce. Good for her.


In a completely separate issue elin in Finnish means organ. Like not a musical instrument. Finnish is the rudest language to others. The fun doesn't stop there.
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Re: The raping of a Tiger

Postby Bradley Walker » Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:45 am

"The reasonable man adapts himself to his environment. The unreasonable man adapts his environment to himself, therefore all progress is made by unreasonable men."
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Re: The raping of a Tiger

Postby Bradley Walker » Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:46 am

Charlie Sheen Spends Christmas Day Behind Bars for Alleged Domestic Abuse

http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/05/18/crimesider/entry5023577.shtml
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Re: The raping of a Tiger

Postby Frank Delicious » Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:10 am

Is this your celebrity gossip thread now?
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Re: The raping of a Tiger

Postby Cali » Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:43 am

Tiger is in the media more than Obama after this whole mess.

Leave the fucking man alone.
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