When I've been living abroad, these translate functions have been very very useful. After I lived in France for a while, I would notice mistakes in some direct translations to English from French, and often used the "suggest a better translation" option to help out. Over time, if enough people do that, these funny artifacts will diminish.
Distance Drivers: Barsby Boatman, Glow Champion Katana
Fairway Drivers: Pinnacle Rival, Icon Patriot, Protege Rival, Elite-X Cyclone
Mid-Range: Ghost/Wasp, Z Buzzz/DGA Squall, Z Glide
Putt/Approach: Star Classic Roc, Icon Clutch, Protege Clutch