Ok so I'm digging this Yo Momma show on MTV. What are some of your favorite yo momma jokes?
Mine:
Yo momma is so fat that when she hauls ass she has to make two trips!
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by Fritz » Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:27 pm
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by AciDBatH666 » Sun Dec 10, 2006 1:01 am
y0 momma's so dumb she bought a glass door with a peephole
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by Mark Brunner » Sun Dec 10, 2006 9:02 am
Your momma so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund
Your momma so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign
yo momma so fat she wore a yellow shirt and the kids thought she was the schoolbus
Your momma so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign
yo momma so fat she wore a yellow shirt and the kids thought she was the schoolbus
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by MDR_3000 » Sun Dec 10, 2006 9:23 pm
Your momma has no teeth and tried to bite my style.
Your Mom is so dumb that she tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm.
Your Mom is so dumb that she tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm.
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by Amateur » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:57 pm
[quote="MDR_3000"]
Your Mom is so dumb that she tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm.[/quote]
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your Mom is so dumb that she tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm.[/quote]
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by garublador » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:18 am
MDR_3000 wrote:Your Mom is so dumb that she tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm.
Your mom is so dumb she thinks that L'Hospital is where you go if you get hurt in France.
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by Glock23 » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:26 am
If these are too offensive to anyone I will pull them, but they are some of my favorites.
Your mamma is like a turtle, once she is on her back she's screwed.
Your mamma is so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
Your mamma is so bald, she reaches into her pants to run her fingers through her hair.
Your mamma is so ugly when the doctor gave her a face lift, he got a hernia.
Your mamma is so dry, her crabs carry a canteen.
Your mamma is like a turtle, once she is on her back she's screwed.
Your mamma is so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
Your mamma is so bald, she reaches into her pants to run her fingers through her hair.
Your mamma is so ugly when the doctor gave her a face lift, he got a hernia.
Your mamma is so dry, her crabs carry a canteen.
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by PeterM_Vang » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:24 pm
Yo mamma is so fat when she stepped on a Rainbow and made Skittles
Yo mamma is so fat when your dad got on top to make love to her, his ears popped.
Yo mamma is so stupid it took her 3 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo mamma is so fat when your dad got on top to make love to her, his ears popped.
Yo mamma is so stupid it took her 3 hours to watch 60 minutes.
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