If these are too offensive to anyone I will pull them, but they are some of my favorites.
Your mamma is like a turtle, once she is on her back she's screwed.
Your mamma is so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
Your mamma is so bald, she reaches into her pants to run her fingers through her hair.
Your mamma is so ugly when the doctor gave her a face lift, he got a hernia.
Your mamma is so dry, her crabs carry a canteen.
Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death. ~ Hunter Thompson
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