Memorable Quotes made by you and your friends during a round

[Booter]

me tellin a friend after he throws a drive 20' in front off the tee " you should throw ur purse,itll go further"

[NoLifeLeft]

Me: "Next time you plan on chopping this much wood, warn me. I'll bring a hatchet."

[BLURR]

A group of 4 playing one afternoon. One of the guys is having some griplock-itis. After the third time of it happening...another guy in our group says..."Are you playing the same game we are?"

[NoLifeLeft]

^ reminds me
I grip-lock wide right into the woods, the next 2 throwers do the exact same thing...
"You know we're not playing HORSE, right?"