Remeber guys you can't win the war against terrorism because it is just a tactic. So the war on Christmas is just like a war on birthdays. Which since everyone has birthdays it's like declaring war on yourself. And that means whenever you masturbate you are helping the enemy. It's bad for your eyesite and it makes you a war criminal, and that puts you in the same league as saddam hussein's reading glasses.
Buy the ticket, take the ride
Too weird to live, to rare to die
You are my one and only Chicagooo
To dream in RED, to dream in WHITE
For you we all shout into the night