Fritz wrote:The Natural wrote:- Orange s wizard 175 6 out of 10- Somebody's name on it with a faded number that's out of service. On the top it says "level 9 fires magic missile" (don't ask me what the hell that means).
That is tooooo funny!
Any back-in-the-day closet D&D players will know, as well as internet savvy people who see lots of funny animated cartoons.
"I have an ax that's +4 against ogres!"
"You're not there... You're in the bar still."
"Oh, ok... but if there's any girls there I wanna doooo them."