Does your course have a Yeti?

[Frank Delicious]

all of them?

[sunspot]

Is that an off-color remark?

[Frank Delicious]

I don't think so...let me run it by the panel of off-color remarks and get back to you.

[Wordgie]

Some of my courses here have a few Yetis.. I think.. Yetis like to eat latex right?? That has to be the explanation for all the empty condom wrappers all over the course here...

They're for fresh breath...condommints...*rimshot*.....



...crickets..............

[Frank Delicious]

Sir, your scaring the kids. Please leave or stop making bad puns.

[Wordgie]

Sorry...it's late. Won't happen again (tonight anyway)

[sunspot]

I don't think so...let me run it by the panel of off-color remarks and get back to you.

I only hate off-color faces. Yetis are notorious to have them.

[Frank Delicious]

The panel says that's a hate crime.

[sunspot]

Yetis hated first.

[Frank Delicious]

They were forced to. You forced them to live on the fringe of society. Living in the woods like some type of animal. They pushed back and now you don't know what to do.

[sunspot]

Have you ever seen a Yeti use Facebook? Nobody wants to be there friend or like their status that says,"Being a Yeti, do you care?"

The reason they got pushed back from society is that they were stealing beef jerky. Beef jerky is an American staple and nobody steals American staples...unless they're just staples.

[Frank Delicious]

They have no choice but to steal beef jerky. They can't get employment due to discriminatory hiring practices and are too dumb to hunt wildlife.

[peppermack]

no yetis at my home course, but shitloads of gnomes. Some days I bring along the 12 gauage to thin the heard.

[sunspot]

They have no choice but to steal beef jerky. They can't get employment due to discriminatory hiring practices and are too dumb to hunt wildlife.

Discrimination? If you consider not hiring them because they shed more than a balding woolly mammoth then yes, they are discriminated against. No one wants to go on their lunch break only to find pockets of hair in their ramen noodles. NO ONE DOES!

As far as being "too dumb" to hunt wildlife, you're right about that. I remember hearing about one of their schemes to hire wildlife to become their meals for them. These Yetis would go up to deer and try to give them money to become food for them. HA! That worked out great!!! Now you know why they have resorted to thievery of the beef jerky kind.

gnomes.

Don't get me started on gnomes.

[Frank Delicious]

Sunspot, why do you hate mythological creatures so much? Was your dad a cryptozooracist?