Did you guys ever see the SNL when they did jeopardy?
Sean Connery- "I'll take analbumcover for 500 please."
Trebek-"Thats album cover"
Connery- "I've been looking for a good analbumcover for 5 yrs."
Or something like that.
Sean Connery: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck...I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.

