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Re: Guys stop talking about prerube ITT - thanks Frankles.

Postby Parks » Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:33 pm

It is a Venn Diagram... It shows logical relations, just not the classic two circle intersection that you are used to.
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Re: Guys stop talking about prerube ITT - thanks Frankles.

Postby Jesse B 707 » Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:01 am

Pffft, the only accurate part is that my penis is almost as long as this thread.......and is also teal, lucky guess there I suppose
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Postby Parks » Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:46 am

Not a guess. That I knew from experience. I've seen the shaft; its just that the tip has always been in my nostril.
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Postby Flipflat » Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:35 pm

Parks wrote:Image

I think the horrendous color choices suit this thread well.

Note that Jesse's penis is correctly represented as tiny and only existing on the Internet. Confidential to Jesse: I don't know if you're circumcised or not, so I took a guess. Let me know if I'm correct.


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Postby veganray » Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:39 pm

Parks wrote:Note that Jesse's penis is correctly represented as tiny and only existing on the Internet.

Tininess, virtual existence, and blue balls (OK, cyan) noted, but Jesse's microphallus is incorrectly represented as not existing on this thread. Therefore, FAIL!
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Postby Parks » Wed Feb 08, 2012 6:44 pm

Douché. <---- pronounced as rhyming with touché.

Technically you are correct, but I would have had to draw Jesse's nano(femto?)phallus twice to indicate that it exists both ITT and outside of this thread on the Internet. I didn't want to give the impression that Jesse actually has two dicks.

I could have represented it by having his penis span the border of this thread and the Internet. I also didn't want anyone to think that, say, only his balls were in this thread and his tip existed elsewhere on the Interbutts. That might also give the false impression that Jesse's penis spans anything measurable.
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Postby jsun3thousand » Wed Feb 08, 2012 6:47 pm

the penis looks like the front half of a sea turtle without a shell.
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Postby Parks » Wed Feb 08, 2012 6:49 pm

It also looks that way in my drawing.
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Postby Jesse B 707 » Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:20 pm

I am tickled that you put so much of your time into thinking about my dick today guys, you really know how to make a fella feel special :oops:
Edit: as a side note, when you google "teal penis" to try to find a pic for a joke, this is the first relevant thing that comes up

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Postby jsun3thousand » Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:40 pm

looks itchy.
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Postby fanter » Wed Feb 08, 2012 9:06 pm

That's a mitten with a long thumb, right?
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Postby Itchy » Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:53 am

jsun3thousand wrote:looks itchy.


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Postby JR » Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:45 pm

What's the internet distance correction factor here?
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Postby vonDrehle » Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:13 pm

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Postby Dig It » Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:42 pm

Looks like a Klingon Bird of Pray almost out of cloak.
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