Guys stop talking about prerube ITT - thanks Frankles.

[Parks]

It is a Venn Diagram... It shows logical relations, just not the classic two circle intersection that you are used to.

[Jesse B 707]

Pffft, the only accurate part is that my penis is almost as long as this thread.......and is also teal, lucky guess there I suppose

[Parks]

Not a guess. That I knew from experience. I've seen the shaft; its just that the tip has always been in my nostril.

[Flipflat]

I think the horrendous color choices suit this thread well.

Note that Jesse's penis is correctly represented as tiny and only existing on the Internet. Confidential to Jesse: I don't know if you're circumcised or not, so I took a guess. Let me know if I'm correct.

re-post for new page.

[veganray]

Note that Jesse's penis is correctly represented as tiny and only existing on the Internet.

Tininess, virtual existence, and blue balls (OK, cyan) noted, but Jesse's microphallus is incorrectly represented as not existing on this thread. Therefore, FAIL!

[Parks]

Douché. <---- pronounced as rhyming with touché.

Technically you are correct, but I would have had to draw Jesse's nano(femto?)phallus twice to indicate that it exists both ITT and outside of this thread on the Internet. I didn't want to give the impression that Jesse actually has two dicks.

I could have represented it by having his penis span the border of this thread and the Internet. I also didn't want anyone to think that, say, only his balls were in this thread and his tip existed elsewhere on the Interbutts. That might also give the false impression that Jesse's penis spans anything measurable.

[jsun3thousand]

the penis looks like the front half of a sea turtle without a shell.

[Parks]

It also looks that way in my drawing.

[Jesse B 707]

I am tickled that you put so much of your time into thinking about my dick today guys, you really know how to make a fella feel special
Edit: as a side note, when you google "teal penis" to try to find a pic for a joke, this is the first relevant thing that comes up



I've gotta get some of these for winter rounds
INB4 unfunny joke about incompatable penis vs sock size.

[jsun3thousand]

looks itchy.

[fanter]

That's a mitten with a long thumb, right?

[Itchy]

looks itchy.

Somebody call?

[JR]

What's the internet distance correction factor here?

[vonDrehle]

x2

[Dig It]

Looks like a Klingon Bird of Pray almost out of cloak.