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Ask Hawk
by HawkGammon » Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:35 pm
Welcome to the advice column for those of you who have no friends and are too ashamed to write into your local paper or a national magazine. You have questions...I have answers. Life, love, work, disc or anything else on your mind. I'm here to help you. You may ask what are my qualifications and credentials to provide this service. I come to you with a genius level IQ, a 911 rating, a 24 year career of public service, a Masters title, a background in the adult entertainment industry, a subscription to Maxim magazine and a lifetime ban from the Association message board. I await to serve you my fellow discer...
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Re: Ask Hawk
by St.Ray » Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:44 pm
What exactly is a "background" in the adult entertainment industry? I mean this is a pretty wide genre. Could we actually assume that someone working on the assembly line for Fleshlight has a "background" in the adult industry?
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Re: Ask Hawk
by JR » Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:36 pm
How to achieve lasting world peace in a day without harmful side effects like killing everyone or everyone minus one, separating everyone from others, drugging everyone, giving lobotomy to everyone etc.?
Flat shots need running on the center line of the tee and planting each step on the center line. Anhyzer needs running from rear right to front left with the plant step hitting the ground to the left of the line you're running on. Hyzer is the mirror of that.
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Re: Ask Hawk
by JR » Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:38 pm
If that was too easy how about achieving levitation on earth without electricity without any money you have one minute to make it happen. Go.
Flat shots need running on the center line of the tee and planting each step on the center line. Anhyzer needs running from rear right to front left with the plant step hitting the ground to the left of the line you're running on. Hyzer is the mirror of that.
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Re: Ask Hawk
by Jesse B 707 » Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:48 pm
What in the fuck is going on in here?
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Re: Ask Hawk
by Itchy » Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:38 pm
Jesse B 707 wrote:What in the fuck is going on in here?
Somebody got an alt account and an almost naked picture of Jennifer Aniston.
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Then tried to post a funny topic.
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Re: Ask Hawk
by juju » Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:44 pm
Nobody knows Hawk from the pDGA boards I guess....
I'd tell people to google it, but the ASSociation probably deleted his thread long ago.
I'd tell people to google it, but the ASSociation probably deleted his thread long ago.
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Re: Ask Hawk
by uNicedmeMan » Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:48 pm
Jesse B 707 wrote:What in the fuck is going on in here?
I'll try to field that.
HawkGammon is an MD guy that used to troll pretty hard on the MD and PDGA, sustaining many bannings from the later. He has disappeared over the last few years from both of these boards (or did the PDGA board disappear?
) and taken his ramblings to his sponsors blog - Nutsac. Hawks ramblings can be funny, boring, creepy, smart, stupid, etc... but they will ALWAYS be derogatory, juvenile and perverted; expect Hawk to be a heavy hitter in the Hot chicks and dudes thread. Hawk- No ill will intended by the above, I look forward to seeing how you are received here.
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Re: Ask Hawk
by Frank Delicious » Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:04 pm
Hey hawk why is Jennifer Aniston so crazy and ugly? Is she a lich? Thanks, I'll take my answer off the air.
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Re: Ask Hawk
by Junksoap » Thu Feb 16, 2012 11:18 pm
Heya Hawk-
My boss recently has been complaining about my track marks. He says they're bad for business, but he's a fucking pussy that watches SciFi Channel and shit anyways.
My question is, what's the best way to shoot between the toes? It's so freakin' awkward, and I'm not the most flexible guy to begin with.
Thanks in advance,
JS
My boss recently has been complaining about my track marks. He says they're bad for business, but he's a fucking pussy that watches SciFi Channel and shit anyways.
My question is, what's the best way to shoot between the toes? It's so freakin' awkward, and I'm not the most flexible guy to begin with.
Thanks in advance,
JS
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Re: Ask Hawk
by BrotherDave » Fri Feb 17, 2012 1:51 am
Do you pronounce "hawk" as in cock or caulk?
Some discs of various sizes, weight, plastic and mold.
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Re: Ask Hawk
by Flipflat » Fri Feb 17, 2012 2:24 am
stupid thread.
so here's something interesting:
so here's something interesting:
I would like your X-Wasps, please.
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Re: Ask Hawk
by jsun3thousand » Fri Feb 17, 2012 2:51 am
this thread will be the wave of the future.
Scooot_er wrote:And disc golfers aren't always the smartest bunch.
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Re: Ask Hawk
by Tossin' in Memphis » Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:57 am
first time caller, long time listener....
do you have any tourney stamped polecats?
do you have any tourney stamped polecats?
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Re: Ask Hawk
by Dig It » Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:06 am
Mega dittos, Hawk.
Who do you support in the Republican primaries and why?
Who do you support in the Republican primaries and why?
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