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[ashley]

Why was I not informed of this thread?

[Jesse B 707]

Why was I not informed of this thread?

You gotta venture outside of general discussion now and again to find the gems.....the shitting yourself thread is better than this one though.

[ashley]

Wow, I can't believe I read that. I am afraid I will never look at you guys the same.

Hey Hawk, what do I have to do to become an amazing 911 rated pro like you?

[HawkGammon]

Why was I not informed of this thread?

Ashley,

Perhaps the newsletter is going into your Spam folder. Be sure to add askhawk@nutsacbags.com to your address book.

YDGH

[JR]

Wow, I can't believe I read that. I am afraid I will never look at you guys the same.

I guess err life happens Bad things happen to even good people. Doesn't mean that you shouldn't pull some laffs out of a bad situation that is in no way funny at the time. And it shoes goes to show how it's useless to fight against mother nature sometimes. The philosophical might say something about the hubris of mankind and the crown of creation put to their place. Like with the king with the wet feet after commanding the tide not to rise because he's the king and in control of everything and not moving from his spot.

[HawkGammon]

Hey Hawk, what do I have to do to become an amazing 911 rated pro like you?

Ashley,

It's a relatively simple process:

1. Only play once a week
2. Never practice putting
3. Don't warm up before rounds

My doubles partner Dick patented this move a couple of seasons ago:

I roll out of the car. I sign in at registration two minutes before it closes. I throw one practice putt. I head to my tee.
-Dick Myers
2008

YDGH