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Postby jmammo » Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:44 pm

I guess the might be dipping into Johnny McHippies stash to think that there isnt any side effects of doing that
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Postby jmammo » Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:48 pm

Ok I heard some good jokes today that I am probably going to hell for but here they are, they are all about dead babies:
How many dead babies does it take to shingle your roof? It depends on how think you slice them.
Ho many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What is the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't take the bowling balls out with a pitchfork.
What is the difference between between a sandwich and a dead baby? You don't f*** a sandwich before you eat it.
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Postby roadkill » Tue Apr 03, 2007 8:42 pm

Trivial fact:
Janis Joplin was once named the "ugliest man on campus."
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Postby roadkill » Tue Apr 03, 2007 8:45 pm

Sports Trivia:

Fernando Tatis of the St. Louis Cardinals once hit two grandslam home runs (that's 8 rbi's) in the same inning!
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Postby dgdave » Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:28 pm

roadkill wrote:Trivial fact:
Janis Joplin was once named the "ugliest man on campus."


at what college you ask?
university of texas

and on with the going to hell for this jokes;

what do you call a dead baby hith a hook through its head?
I don't know either,but its turning me on

how do you make a 4 year old boy cry?
you f*** him in the ass

how do you make him cry more?
wipe your bloody dick off on his teddy bear.
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Postby Glock23 » Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:13 pm

This thread is getting disturbing. Keep it up!
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Postby dgdave » Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:59 pm

what does a lepper say to a hooker when he's done?

keep the tip

what's the difference between neil armstrong michael jackson?

niel armstrong was the first walk on the moon and jacko f*cks boys in the ass
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Postby Mr.SmOOOth » Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:17 pm

Lets get it straight, Michael 'made love' to them.
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Postby Mr.SmOOOth » Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:18 pm

Michael Jacksons just like Burger King........piece of meat between two little buns.
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Postby swel304 » Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:27 pm

Mr.SmOOOth wrote:Michael Jacksons just like Burger King........piece of meat between two little buns.

I think its supposed to be "a 40 year old piece of meat between 12 year old buns" :lol:
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Postby roadkill » Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:32 pm

Can we transform this to something a little more hetero and less homo?
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Postby Blake_T » Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:17 pm

try and keep this PG-13 or at least edited for cable tv R.
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Postby Glock23 » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:20 am

How do you get a retard to commit suicide?

Put a knife in his hand and ask him "Who's Special?"
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Postby RustyP » Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:34 pm

Jesus walks into an inn, holding 3 nails, turns to the innkeeper and says "Any chance you can put me up for the night?"

What bleeds and sways side to side?
Jesus on a rubber cross.

What happened when Jesus went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the shit out of him.

c'mon...lets hear those jesus jokes. i know you've got 'em!
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Postby roadkill » Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:46 pm

RustyP wrote:Jesus walks into an inn, holding 3 nails, turns to the innkeeper and says "Any chance you can put me up for the night?"

What bleeds and sways side to side?
Jesus on a rubber cross.

What happened when Jesus went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the shit out of him.

c'mon...lets hear those jesus jokes. i know you've got 'em!



Not cool Rusty.
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