Free CD for the Best Joke or Piece of Useless Trivia

[RustyP]

Jesus walks into an inn, holding 3 nails, turns to the innkeeper and says "Any chance you can put me up for the night?"

What bleeds and sways side to side?
Jesus on a rubber cross.

What happened when Jesus went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the shit out of him.

c'mon...lets hear those jesus jokes. i know you've got 'em!

Not cool Rusty.

Oh, come on...hopefully that was sarcasm

[roadkill]

It's Easter weekend.

And Easter isn't just about bunnies, chocolate eggs and marshmallow peeps.

Ridiculing what many people believe to be their Saviour and only chance at salvation is really over the line. I don't think I'm being oversensitive here. I think that mocking widely held religious beliefs is really classless regardless of which religion it is associated with.

I can take a joke as well as anyone should but maybe a little restraint would be a better choice when dealing with certain subject matter.

[zealot]

gabe ur funny

[RustyP]

so...let me get this straight...jokes about having sex with a dead baby are acceptable, but mine aren't?

I'm thoroughly confused...but very entertained

[roadkill]

I didn't post any jokes about dead babies.

And yes I do think making light of killing babies and raping children is in poor taste.

And while I certainly don't condone some of the posts that preceded yours, your attempt at humor was the most offensive. You didn't just nullify the sanctity of human life you chose to mock the sacrifice of Jesus Christ the son of God. Doing such a thing is callous and foolish enough but to do it at this particular time of year is really unspeakable.

[RustyP]

I apologize for offending you, roadkill. I thought I was speaking to a different audience, considering nobody seemed to care about the dead baby jokes.





still...i think the Popeye one was great.

Have a great Good Friday!

[roadkill]

still...i think the Popeye one was great.

Have a great Good Friday!

Actually the Popeye joke would've been funny had you substituted a non-religious protagonist.

[RustyP]

still...i think the Popeye one was great.

Have a great Good Friday!

Actually the Popeye joke would've been funny had you substituted a non-religious protagonist.

Possibly, but then it wouldn't make any sense...I dont know many other people that visit Mount Olive frequently enough to be known for it

[roadkill]

Yasir Arafat?

The horny beduoin?

The lonely sheik?

[Glock23]

Oh this is so worth a CD. I am going to have to do this more often!

Are priest Jokes ok? Since I think Catholics are retarded (with how they handled that situation), I am going to call them fair game.

A little boy is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying his eyes out. A priest approaches and says, "My child, why are you so upset?"

The little boy turns to him and says, "My mommy and daddy were in their car -- and it just rolled over the cliff and smashed on the rocks down there."

The priest slowly looks around him while unbuttoning his robe and says, "It's just not your day, is it?"

[kvanorsdel]

So the winner was?

[jamsisjams]

Anticipaaaation

[Glock23]

The Winner is: JMAMMO!

The cd is on its way!

Thanks for all the laughs guys, feel free to keep posting interesting/funny stuff. If I find anything else I don't want I will offer it up.

[jmammo]

Thanks man. I will be home from Vegas Saturday night so hopefully it will be there!