When I was 25, a buddy and I went for a loop around the country from CA. over and down to FL then up to New York, over to WI then WY and finally back down to CA.
Well, I spend most of my food budget on booze in 3 days in New Orleans! I ate 2 packages of Top Ramen mixed with a can of tuna almost every day for the next 3 weeks of the trip!
Top Ramen saved my life!!!!!!!
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