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I think I'm getting into ladies tennis...

Postby uNicedmeMan » Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:12 pm

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Her name is Simona Halep. :D
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Re: I think I'm getting into ladies tennis...

Postby JKP » Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:13 pm

whoa.
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Postby Chuck Kennedy » Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:19 pm

Nice doubles team...
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Postby Blink » Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:57 pm

She already slapped god in the face with breast reduction surgery.
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Postby uNicedmeMan » Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:58 pm

Blink wrote:She already slapped god in the face with breast reduction surgery.


Wait! It already happened??? I thought it was something she wanted to do but hadn't yet. :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
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Postby Blink » Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:10 pm

Yeah I tried to find the pic I saw before but couldn't, looked like she went down to a B cup if not less(lol).
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Postby Dig It » Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:19 pm

This reminds me of the conversation Gary and Wyatt had while deciding on what breast size to give Kelly Lebrock in Weird Science.

You have to expect her to get those things reduced. Huge sweater meat and sports aren't really great bedfellows. I bet someone in our sport has thought about it. Try pulling close to the chest with those beautifully wonderful rib cushions.
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Postby dgdave » Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:23 pm

Sweater meat, rib coushons?

That's the funniest stuff I've heard in a long time!
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Postby domromer » Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:43 pm

I saw those pics before but thought they were fake..We need more chicks like that out on the course.
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Re: I think I'm getting into ladies tennis...

Postby Roy » Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:34 pm

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Postby zj1002 » Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:40 pm

wow and she is only 17. looks a lot older...

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Re: I think I'm getting into ladies tennis...

Postby Jesse B 707 » Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:46 pm


what a serious downgrade..... that amazing rack really took the attention away from her awful face........probly the biggest mistake of that girls life :lol:
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Re: I think I'm getting into ladies tennis...

Postby Roy » Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:11 pm

Jesse B 707 wrote:

what a serious downgrade..... that amazing rack really took the attention away from her awful face........probly the biggest mistake of that girls life :lol:



Seriously, how much did Anna Kournicova make being a decent looking female athlete? I'd take an adidas endorsement for looking good...
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Postby Jesse B 707 » Tue Jul 07, 2009 9:36 pm

Roy wrote:
Jesse B 707 wrote:

what a serious downgrade..... that amazing rack really took the attention away from her awful face........probly the biggest mistake of that girls life :lol:



Seriously, how much did Anna Kournicova make being a decent looking female athlete? I'd take an adidas endorsement for looking good...

yep, she could have been an awful tennis player (like Anna) and still made millions of dollars with that body.......hopefully for her sake the loss of all that gorgeous weight on her chest makes her a better tennis player to compensate
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