Memorable Quotes made by you and your friends during a round

[Thommie]

Pat: "The Drone is the Chuck Norris of discs, it doesn't get less stable."

[Solty]

Pat: "The Drone is the Chuck Norris of discs, it doesn't get less stable."

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[juju]

"pppppprrrrrttttt....sorry guys"

[roman]

Said to my partner during doubles play, after I got a friendly kick off a tree on my drive.

"Now watch out, Roman just brushed up against that tree and got it all horned up. If you get near it, it's gonna fuck you!"

[Robin Hood]

During doubles, "Sorry partner. And by that I mean sorry.....partner."

If it doesn't makes sense reading it, say it. Make sure you leave a pause between the second sorry and partner.

Also most of the memorable stuff that gets said during rounds with my friends is not suitable to be posted, even here.

[JohnnyB]

I had a buddy seriously try to cheer someone up with this one
"That totally would have been an ace if the basket were right there!"
After I threw a nasty worm burner.
"If you wanna help cut the grass we post the work party schedule on the bulletin board."

[overdubbed]

Thommie after throwing one of his rediculous throws that somehow splits 5 trees, bounces off 3 and parks 2 feet from the basket, "I saw the line, and I took it"

[Thommie]

Thommie after throwing one of his rediculous throws that somehow splits 5 trees, bounces off 3 and parks 2 feet from the basket, "I saw the line, and I took it"

im pretty sure i've split 6 trees...

[overdubbed]

yeah.. maybe split one of these trees..

[Thommie]

get a real phone and post the picture right side up... stupid windows phone.

[Working Stiff]

To me by my doubles partner: "How much money do you have? I'm going to have one Hell of a Chiropractor bill after carrying your fat ass all night."

To me by my doubles partner (same guy): "Does you Husband play disc golf too? If he was here maybe we could use one of his tee shots."

To me by my doubles partner (same guy again): "Are you sure that was a Roc? I mean, I've seen a lot of Roc throws in my life, and I've never seen one fly that bad before."

To me by my doubles partner (yup, same guy): "I'm not sure you understand what we are doing here. We want the disc IN the basket."

To me by my doubles partner (still the same guy): "If they gave World Championships for foot faults, you would be the man. You're the fucking Ken Climo of foot faults."

To me by my doubles partner (usually on the back nine after he has run out of insults): "Have you ever thought about, you know, finding a new hobby or something? Something you might be good at? 'Cause you suck at disc golf."

[overdubbed]

get a real phone and post the picture right side up... stupid windows phone.

uhh.. yeah.. i flipped it on purpose. lemme see your iphone take a pic that good..

[mobster]

My friend threw his first tombstoned disc and says "Welcome to earf!"

[Cali]

"Nice putt!"

One triples partner to my other triples partner after sinking a 150 foot ace.

[Thommie]

after throwing a black putter. "That basket is racist."