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Internet rumours

Postby turso » Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:36 pm

I calculated that 10% of all the golf discs in the world are in various watery pits, 20% belong to casual golfers, and the rest are owned by the members of DGR. This is based entirely on perusing DGR's trade forum.
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Re: Internet rumours

Postby Frank Delicious » Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:50 pm

I heard that Timko doesn't actually have a left ear but a cleverly crafted facsimile made out of paper mache.
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Re: Internet rumours

Postby Roy » Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:27 pm

Frank Delicious wrote:I heard that Timko doesn't actually have a left ear but a cleverly crafted facsimile made out of paper mache.



Nope, he has two left ears. It just looks fake because one is inside out.
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Re: Internet rumours

Postby Frank Delicious » Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:28 pm

mind = blown
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Re: Internet rumours

Postby Timko » Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:07 pm

That's the secret to throwing left handed forehand rollers.
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Re: Internet rumours

Postby JohnnyB » Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:19 pm

turso wrote:I calculated that 10% of all the golf discs in the world are in various watery pits, 20% belong to casual golfers, and the rest are owned by the members of DGR. This is based entirely on perusing DGR's trade forum.

I would also add that 95% were originally purchased by DGR members.
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Re: Internet rumours

Postby JR » Wed Jun 09, 2010 2:10 am

Turso learned to throw far so fast because that's him in the belly getting kicked around. Nothing like a nazi style personal trainer from the womb to adulthood. So what if your leg is broken? Climb onto that fence and drop down and give me fifty and once you're done warming up it's the marathon for you slacker. That will teach you to slack off in your mother's belly. Wimp.

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Re: Internet rumours

Postby jubuttib » Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:10 pm

JR wrote:Monty Python sketch adaptation.

If you need to point it out, it didn't work. ;)
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