Internet rumours

[turso]

I calculated that 10% of all the golf discs in the world are in various watery pits, 20% belong to casual golfers, and the rest are owned by the members of DGR. This is based entirely on perusing DGR's trade forum.

[Frank Delicious]

I heard that Timko doesn't actually have a left ear but a cleverly crafted facsimile made out of paper mache.

[Roy]

I heard that Timko doesn't actually have a left ear but a cleverly crafted facsimile made out of paper mache.

Nope, he has two left ears. It just looks fake because one is inside out.

[Frank Delicious]

mind = blown

[Timko]

That's the secret to throwing left handed forehand rollers.

[JohnnyB]

I calculated that 10% of all the golf discs in the world are in various watery pits, 20% belong to casual golfers, and the rest are owned by the members of DGR. This is based entirely on perusing DGR's trade forum.

I would also add that 95% were originally purchased by DGR members.

[JR]

Turso learned to throw far so fast because that's him in the belly getting kicked around. Nothing like a nazi style personal trainer from the womb to adulthood. So what if your leg is broken? Climb onto that fence and drop down and give me fifty and once you're done warming up it's the marathon for you slacker. That will teach you to slack off in your mother's belly. Wimp.

Monty Python sketch adaptation.

[jubuttib]

Monty Python sketch adaptation.

If you need to point it out, it didn't work.