Wow, did you just rattle that off?

Thanks Dogma.
Brand/model of your existing seats?
Schwinn seat, formerly Giant stock seat. Is it your 'sitbones' that get sore, or your 'taint region?
mostly taint/gooch/choadAre you heavy for your height or average?
I'm 5'10" 180lbs. I'm a little heavy for my frame. Been riding long or just starting out?
Long time rider, but I have been riding with my dog for over a yearAre you wearing bike shorts, athletic shorts, or plain old cargo shorts?
Cargo or basketball type. Not bike shorts. Do you stand up at all when you ride or sit the whole time?
Sit mostly, usually one handedSingle speed bike or multi speed?
Multi, 21 I thinkDo you pay any attention to your pedaling cadence (pedal RPMs)?
No, it's mostly the dogs paceHow is your seat angle (seat level, nose down, or nose up)?
Front slightly up How is your seat height (leg should be close to straight if you put your heel on pedal at bottom of pedal stroke, although there's a mathematical formula for it if you want to get it even more accurate)?
Full length stride