BBQ

[uNicedmeMan]

Smoked tofu is teh goodness.

[dgdave]

I pulled some pork last night out of the shoulder strips, and GOOD GOD, it was the best pulled pork sandwich I've ever had.

There is some sauce called Sticky Fingers out of SC and the Carolina mustard style is the shit!

[veganray]

I guess I should have specifically said meat. I don't scrutinize my guests either. No need to lecture there VR. You need to lighten up. People do desire my food-greatly in fact. I make side money by catering parties around town here. I also cook for many people with special dietary needs. It's what I've done for most of my working career. I was just making light of my local situation. We all give each other s&%t about things like that round here. It's easy to talk s&^t when you don't know what you're talking about though. Have a sense of humor...

Sweet technique: say something foolish, get called on it by another user, then backtrack & say it was all a joke, attempting to turn the tables on the other user by begging, "You need to lighten up. Have a sense of humor... " Good effort, but I call extreme BS.

[jsun3thousand]

i think somebody is just a bit disappointed in yankee candle's new spring line. don't let it get you down, slugger.

[veganray]

Disappointed doesn't even start to describe it. I've been lobbying the folks at Yankee Candle hard - with daily emails & weekly letters - for a new "Hound Dog Anal Gland Juice" scent, but so far no luck. Me = bitter!

[jsun3thousand]

did you offer to buy in bulk?

[veganray]

Of course! I offered to buy 500 per month to use as consolation prizes for the pathetic, delusional souls who attempt to verbally spar with me online.

[jsun3thousand]

odd. most companies would jump at the offer of making hate prizes. did you request a vegan candle? reproducing anal gland juice with some level of authenticity without animal exploitation might be problematic.

[veganray]

My personal brand of veganism applies only dietarily. I happily - and without a shred of guilt - wear wool socks, rabbit fur gloves, & kangaroo soccer boots.

Express away & make a 100% authentic candle; I could give a shit.

[Mixed Bag Madness]

I guess I should have specifically said meat. I don't scrutinize my guests either. No need to lecture there VR. You need to lighten up. People do desire my food-greatly in fact. I make side money by catering parties around town here. I also cook for many people with special dietary needs. It's what I've done for most of my working career. I was just making light of my local situation. We all give each other s&%t about things like that round here. It's easy to talk s&^t when you don't know what you're talking about though. Have a sense of humor...

Sweet technique: say something foolish, get called on it by another user, then backtrack & say it was all a joke, attempting to turn the tables on the other user by begging, "You need to lighten up. Have a sense of humor... " Good effort, but I call extreme BS.

It's called a joke asshole. Talk all the shit you want online. You do it to everyone. I guarantee that you wouldn't do it in person. I'll end your bullshit trolling of my post with that.

[veganray]

I have no idea how you extrapolated something negative out of what I posted but I don't appreciate it. It was a joke. It's funny to me and my friends because I'm a chef. You need to back off and bother someone else.

[Mixed Bag Madness]

Cool man. My memory is very long. Feelings weren't hurt. I was just calling you out for being a negative whiny bitch with no sense of humor. When I'm in Fredericksburg this year I'll stop by guinea station road and we'll see who the little bitch is then.

[biscgolf]

Cool man. My memory is very long. Feelings weren't hurt. I was just calling you out for being a negative whiny bitch with no sense of humor. When I'm in Fredericksburg this year I'll stop by guinea station road and we'll see who the little bitch is then.

you would think that a turbonegro fan would have a thicker skin...

[jsun3thousand]

when talking bbq gets fucking real.

[JR]

when talking bbq gets fucking real.

There's the old saying that suggests avoiding talking politics and religion if you want to avoid a fight. Add relationships and if in America BBQ too apparently. Wow i can hear the knives being sharpened already.