Judgment Day! May 21, 2011

[NoLifeLeft]

Anybody die yet? I still got way too many live ones around here.

[Apothecary]

drinking heavily, in hopes theyll disappear.

[Itchy]

I haven't been raptured yet. Maybe God can't grab you through windows? Going to go outside and look up... maybe cry a little.

[jcf5083]

Just to play it safe, I continually flew West all day today to avoid The Rapture.

[Star Shark]

THE WORLD HAS BEEN JUDGED.

And God decided that it wasn't worth taking the time to destroy.

[Sean40474]

LOL, just saw this thread.....dumb religious zealots. I wonder if they feel just as stupid now as they have in the past when predicitons like this were made and nothing happened. I'd love to see an interview and see what they have to say.

[Itchy]

They don't say anything, they just go back to Glenn Beck's chalkboard to figure out where they went wrong with their math equations. They'll get it right NEXT time!

[Jesse B 707]

LOL, just saw this thread.....dumb religious zealots. I wonder if they feel just as stupid now as they have in the past when predicitons like this were made and nothing happened. I'd love to see an interview and see what they have to say.

Lol, since yesterday ive checked in on "family radio" a few times and its mums the word over there, all shitty bible songs and passages and zero talk of any rapture.....fuckin retards

[Sean40474]

LOL, just saw this thread.....dumb religious zealots. I wonder if they feel just as stupid now as they have in the past when predicitons like this were made and nothing happened. I'd love to see an interview and see what they have to say.

Lol, since yesterday ive checked in on "family radio" a few times and its mums the word over there, all shitty bible songs and passages and zero talk of any rapture.....fuckin retards

LOL, that is what I thought.

They don't say anything, they just go back to Glenn Beck's chalkboard to figure out where they went wrong with their math equations. They'll get it right NEXT time!

Sure they will

[jcf5083]

From the Family Radio website, Ignorant shits.

[Frank Delicious]

The end of the world has started out subtly.

[Itchy]

Dude, everybody knows that when you're predicting end of days you have to use LUNAR day calenders, not solar! Come on, this is bush league stuff guys!

Here we go.

1. The number five equals "atonement", the number ten equals "completeness", and the number seventeen equals "heaven".
2. Christ is said to have hung on the cross on April 1, 33 AD. The time between April 1, 33 AD and April 1, 2011 is 1,978 years.
3. If 1,978 is multiplied by 354.37 days (the number of days in a lunar year), the result is 700,944.
4. The time between April 1 and January 21 2068 is 21,556 days.
5. 21556 added to 700,944 is 722,500.
6. (5 × 10 × 17)2 or (atonement × completeness × heaven)^2 also equals 722,500.

Boom, Rapture on January 21st 2068. You heard it here first, see you in 21,555 days, bitches.
Wait... oh damn it! Why did those Mayans have to one-up me and end the world 55 years before my Rapture could happen? I give up already.

...and now I need to delete my internet history.

[jsun3thousand]

Dude, everybody knows that when you're predicting end of days you have to use LUNAR day calenders, not solar! Come on, this is bush league stuff guys!

Here we go.

1. The number five equals "atonement", the number ten equals "completeness", and the number seventeen equals "heaven".
2. Christ is said to have hung on the cross on April 1, 33 AD. The time between April 1, 33 AD and April 1, 2011 is 1,978 years.
3. If 1,978 is multiplied by 354.37 days (the number of days in a lunar year), the result is 700,944.
4. The time between April 1 and January 21 2068 is 21,556 days.
5. 21556 added to 700,944 is 722,500.
6. (5 × 10 × 17)2 or (atonement × completeness × heaven)^2 also equals 722,500.

Boom, Rapture on January 21st 2068. You heard it here first, see you in 21,555 days, bitches.
Wait... oh damn it! Why did those Mayans have to one-up me and end the world 55 years before my Rapture could happen? I give up already.

...and now I need to delete my internet history.

Hello god Sir,

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[Star Shark]

Some years ago, I saw a History Channel show where they put forth that all our calendars are wrong anyways. The monk who did the conversions made a mathematical error. They found that Jesus was actually born in November of 3BC. So all this is all wrong.

[Itchy]

Jsun3k: Dude, no prob, my bank account number is 722500, duh.

Star Shark: You should tell Camping that. He's real big on the bible never being wrong, so if you hit him with that info I'm sure he'll look at you like a zombie and tell you why you're wrong.