Does your course have a Yeti?

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Re: Does your course have a Yeti?

Postby Frank Delicious » Wed Jun 08, 2011 6:33 pm

all of them?
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Re: Does your course have a Yeti?

Postby sunspot » Wed Jun 08, 2011 6:37 pm

Is that an off-color remark?
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Re: Does your course have a Yeti?

Postby Frank Delicious » Wed Jun 08, 2011 6:50 pm

I don't think so...let me run it by the panel of off-color remarks and get back to you.
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Re: Does your course have a Yeti?

Postby Wordgie » Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:03 pm

Crosseyed0811 wrote:Some of my courses here have a few Yetis.. I think.. Yetis like to eat latex right?? That has to be the explanation for all the empty condom wrappers all over the course here...



They're for fresh breath...condommints...*rimshot*.....



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Re: Does your course have a Yeti?

Postby Frank Delicious » Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:15 pm

Sir, your scaring the kids. Please leave or stop making bad puns.
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Re: Does your course have a Yeti?

Postby Wordgie » Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:35 pm

Sorry...it's late. Won't happen again (tonight anyway)
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Re: Does your course have a Yeti?

Postby sunspot » Thu Jun 09, 2011 8:35 am

Frank Delicious wrote:I don't think so...let me run it by the panel of off-color remarks and get back to you.


I only hate off-color faces. Yetis are notorious to have them.
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Re: Does your course have a Yeti?

Postby Frank Delicious » Thu Jun 09, 2011 8:37 am

The panel says that's a hate crime.
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Re: Does your course have a Yeti?

Postby sunspot » Thu Jun 09, 2011 8:38 am

Yetis hated first.
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Re: Does your course have a Yeti?

Postby Frank Delicious » Thu Jun 09, 2011 8:42 am

They were forced to. You forced them to live on the fringe of society. Living in the woods like some type of animal. They pushed back and now you don't know what to do.
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Re: Does your course have a Yeti?

Postby sunspot » Thu Jun 09, 2011 8:57 am

Have you ever seen a Yeti use Facebook? Nobody wants to be there friend or like their status that says,"Being a Yeti, do you care?"

The reason they got pushed back from society is that they were stealing beef jerky. Beef jerky is an American staple and nobody steals American staples...unless they're just staples.
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Re: Does your course have a Yeti?

Postby Frank Delicious » Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:08 am

They have no choice but to steal beef jerky. They can't get employment due to discriminatory hiring practices and are too dumb to hunt wildlife.
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Re: Does your course have a Yeti?

Postby peppermack » Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:44 am

no yetis at my home course, but shitloads of gnomes. Some days I bring along the 12 gauage to thin the heard.
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Re: Does your course have a Yeti?

Postby sunspot » Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:57 am

Frank Delicious wrote:They have no choice but to steal beef jerky. They can't get employment due to discriminatory hiring practices and are too dumb to hunt wildlife.


Discrimination? If you consider not hiring them because they shed more than a balding woolly mammoth then yes, they are discriminated against. No one wants to go on their lunch break only to find pockets of hair in their ramen noodles. NO ONE DOES!

As far as being "too dumb" to hunt wildlife, you're right about that. I remember hearing about one of their schemes to hire wildlife to become their meals for them. These Yetis would go up to deer and try to give them money to become food for them. HA! That worked out great!!! Now you know why they have resorted to thievery of the beef jerky kind.

peppermack wrote:gnomes.


Don't get me started on gnomes.
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Re: Does your course have a Yeti?

Postby Frank Delicious » Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:07 pm

Sunspot, why do you hate mythological creatures so much? Was your dad a cryptozooracist?
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