Does your course have a Yeti?

[sunspot]

I was bullied by them when I was younger. Have you ever been bullied by a unicorn? If not, then you wouldn't understand all the mocking a non-mythological creature has to go through.

[Frank Delicious]

A few bad unicorns and masticores don't mean you need to hate all of them.

[sunspot]

All the unicorns I came across in middle school bumped me into the locker and asked me for an apple.I told them that I wasn't a magical tree that produced any kind of fruit on command. They got mad at me and had the masticores beat me up.

Every unicorn teacher I had would point their horn at me when referring to an example of NOT being "that guy." I'm telling you no good can come from any mythological creature.