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Towel Safety!

Postby towelie~ » Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:04 am

Hey friends, I'm towelie. I'm here to make sure everyone practices towel safety and proper towel use on the disc golf course. Just wanted to give some towel safety and proper towel use advise for playing disc golf and traveling.

1. Don't forget to bring an extra towel in you golf bag.

2. When staying in a hotel, bring you own towel cause you never know where hotel towels have been.

3. Don't forget to bring a towel!
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Re: Towel Safety!

Postby Dig It » Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:09 am

First!
Darmok and Gilad at Tanagra. Shaka, when the walls fell.
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Re: Towel Safety!

Postby veganray » Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:11 am

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Ryen91 wrote:I am pretty sure I am more intelligent then you think and have allot more knowledge then your post might suggest.


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Re: Towel Safety!

Postby Frank Delicious » Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:12 am

I appreciate these towel-related tips.
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Re: Towel Safety!

Postby veganray » Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:39 am

A few questions for the anthropomorphic santorum sopper:
Terrycloth or microfiber?
Preference: stuffed in side pocket of bag or left to dangle from a carabiner?
What is your opinion on man-on-man locker room towel snapping?
Are you offended by the term "towel head" to refer to Sikhs, Shia, and other wrapped headpiece-wearing folks?
Are you related to the "Terrible Towel"? He's dreamy!
Do you fear losing your job to Chinese paper "towels"?
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Re: Towel Safety!

Postby towelie~ » Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:05 am

Pffffttttt......Pfffftttttt.....Pfffffftttttttttttttt

Not right now, I'm busy walkin' on SUNSHINE!
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Re: Towel Safety!

Postby bcr123psu » Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:09 am

*giggles*

VR said santorum
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Re: Towel Safety!

Postby veganray » Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:21 am

towelie~ wrote:Pffffttttt......Pfffftttttt.....Pfffffftttttttttttttt

Not right now, I'm busy walkin' on SUNSHINE!

"IMPOSTOR!", I say. The real Towelie would gleefully riposte my queries with twinkle in eye & starch in hem. Methinks you are not a towel, but a sham. Out,out!
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Re: Towel Safety!

Postby ManU » Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:28 am

veganray wrote:Methinks you are not a towel, but a sham. Out,out!


thats really quite brilliant
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Re: Towel Safety!

Postby juju » Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:34 am

ManU wrote:
veganray wrote:Methinks you are not a towel, but a sham. Out,out!


thats really quite brilliant


Wow...this is the worst thread ever.
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Re: Towel Safety!

Postby towelie~ » Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:43 am

twinkle in eye? There's no twinkle in my eyes, only red. Looks more like the GS-401 Smart towel has been stealing my identity again.

And I just wanted to walk on the sunshine a little more.
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Re: Towel Safety!

Postby NCStatePlaya » Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:43 am

juju wrote:
ManU wrote:
veganray wrote:Methinks you are not a towel, but a sham. Out,out!


thats really quite brilliant


Wow...this is the worst thread ever.


Did some one say SHAM-WOW...greatest invention since the moist towelette :lol:
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Re: Towel Safety!

Postby 7ontheline » Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:12 pm

NCStatePlaya wrote:
juju wrote:
ManU wrote:
veganray wrote:Methinks you are not a towel, but a sham. Out,out!


thats really quite brilliant


Wow...this is the worst thread ever.


Did some one say SHAM-WOW...greatest invention since the moist towelette :lol:


I could totally be a spokesman for ShamWow! and offer this testimony for free. I put one in the bag six months ago. It looks like hell but like a fine wine has gotten better with age.

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Re: Towel Safety!

Postby vonDrehle » Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:13 pm

I would post my towel expertise here but my Professor may get angry if he sees the phone...
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Re: Towel Safety!

Postby TOURNEYPLAYER » Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:23 pm

juju wrote:
ManU wrote:
veganray wrote:Methinks you are not a towel, but a sham. Out,out!


thats really quite brilliant


Wow...this is the worst thread ever.


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