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john daly rules

Postby jsun3thousand » Thu Nov 10, 2011 9:53 pm

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/golf/8 ... -Open.html

i want to play ball golf so much right now.


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Re: john daly rules

Postby ATL Scott » Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:08 pm

I thought this thread was going to have some new rules to play by. Kind of like a drinking game for disc golf.

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Re: john daly rules

Postby jsun3thousand » Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:25 pm

creating a drinking game for disc golf would keep disc golf from going mainstream. but i'm down for a john daly drinking game. he rules and if you have veteran's day off get drunk. being a federal contractor is one of my jobs, i'm getting drunk because john daly rules. second rule, everytime john daly does something a crybaby disc golfer would claim is holding the sport back, you have to get drunk. this is a wild card game.
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Re: john daly rules

Postby kern9787 » Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:44 pm

jsun3thousand wrote:creating a drinking game for disc golf would keep disc golf from going mainstream.


Golf is a drinking game. Ask the Scot's. Hasn't stopped it from going mainstream.
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Re: john daly rules

Postby jsun3thousand » Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:31 am

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jsun3thousand wrote:creating a drinking game for disc golf would keep disc golf from going mainstream.


Golf is a drinking game. Ask the Scot's. Hasn't stopped it from going mainstream.


it's between bands time and i'm playing john daly and don't want to explain the joke you missed. but i'm super winning at john daly. nothing beats 1.25 pbr thursdays at the replay when kc punk bands are in town.
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Re: john daly rules

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Re: john daly rules

Postby jsun3thousand » Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:10 am

john daly 3:16. this game rules. you all should play. i will be meeting a beautiful redhead tomorrow at the same bar all because i played john daly.



i would have still most likely arranged things tomorrow with the redhead with or without john daly's awesome antics encouraging me to drink, but i'm not going to jinx myself. thank you john daly, thank you.


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Re: john daly rules

Postby jsun3thousand » Fri Nov 11, 2011 6:11 pm

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Re: john daly rules

Postby jubuttib » Fri Nov 11, 2011 7:53 pm

He would get kicked out of every single golf course I've ever been at if he tried to wear those to the course. How in HELL did he get the R&A to go with that?
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Re: john daly rules

Postby jsun3thousand » Fri Nov 11, 2011 8:34 pm

he is john daly and hence awesome. the world not being fair is important, too. let's not focus on inequality but focus on how awesome john daly is. i wonder if he would play disc golf.
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