once again i do you guys a solid for free

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once again i do you guys a solid for free

Postby Leopard » Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:20 am

warehouse... 150'... i put this lid on hyzer, pinpoint accuracy at the wall just above a door frame...

zj9000 jumps for the lid
hits his head
breaks the door frame
rubs head with lots of "ouch"

me: aw man that's great imma go post about it

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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Re: once again i do you guys a solid for free

Postby Booter » Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:29 am

lol
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Re: once again i do you guys a solid for free

Postby zj1002 » Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:58 am

...

ZAM just FH rolled a 1080 Raidius down the warehouse, through a a few racks of discs, under a leg, off a foot and into a cup of coffee that exploded on the warehouse mgrs office
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Re: once again i do you guys a solid for free

Postby Booter » Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:16 pm

^ hahahaha thats even better than u bumpin ur head
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Re: once again i do you guys a solid for free

Postby Leopard » Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:54 pm

goin out for lunch now. let y'all know if anything funny happens.
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Re: once again i do you guys a solid for free

Postby Frank Delicious » Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:04 pm

I just had someone mistake profit for revenue and I was like "whaaaaaa! those aren't the same".

My work isn't as funny :(
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Re: once again i do you guys a solid for free

Postby Leopard » Thu Feb 02, 2012 2:50 pm

Frank Delicious wrote:My work isn't as funny :(

try this: edit a database while it's synching
................. me and the anode turned a 30-min process into going on 5 hours, bonus b/c i locked up the entire dev environment.

all joking aside, i'm fucking things up in a major way today. still, some of it... pretty funny. i'll keep you guys posted.
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Re: once again i do you guys a solid for free

Postby Dig It » Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:17 pm

Leopard wrote:
Frank Delicious wrote:My work isn't as funny :(

try this: edit a database while it's synching
................. me and the anode turned a 30-min process into going on 5 hours, bonus b/c i locked up the entire dev environment.

all joking aside, i'm fucking things up in a major way today. still, some of it... pretty funny. i'll keep you guys posted.

Who doesn't lock their tables when syncing? Fucking Busch league that's who.
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Re: once again i do you guys a solid for free

Postby Leopard » Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:27 pm

i appreciate you spelling syncing properly. that synch shit drives me bananas but i try to conform.

i'll go tell the guy whose day i ruined that he's fucking busch league :)
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Re: once again i do you guys a solid for free

Postby Hoey » Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:26 pm

Leopard wrote:
Frank Delicious wrote:My work isn't as funny :(

try this: edit a database while it's synching
................. me and the anode turned a 30-min process into going on 5 hours, bonus b/c i locked up the entire dev environment.

all joking aside, i'm fucking things up in a major way today. still, some of it... pretty funny. i'll keep you guys posted.


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Re: once again i do you guys a solid for free

Postby Frank Delicious » Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:41 pm

I spilled a whole mop bucket of nasty water all over the bar area/front area of the restaurant I'm staging at during a super expensive wine tasting menu, probably ruining like 5 pairs of very expensive shoes.
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Re: once again i do you guys a solid for free

Postby Leopard » Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:20 am

there ya go frank. now, achieve it with a frisbee.
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Re: once again i do you guys a solid for free

Postby BLURR » Sat Feb 04, 2012 10:23 am

Leopard wrote:try this: edit a database while it's synching
................. me and the anode turned a 30-min process into going on 5 hours, bonus b/c i locked up the entire dev environment.

all joking aside, i'm fucking things up in a major way today. still, some of it... pretty funny. i'll keep you guys posted.



As a DBA... :lol:

Guess he will know better next time.

I have intentionally fucked with the database while the programmers are trying to perf test their newly written sql statements... Ah nerd humor.
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Re: once again i do you guys a solid for free

Postby jsun3thousand » Sat Feb 04, 2012 1:59 pm

when i was in high school i worked at the local taco bell. one night after closing i threw a dinning tray like a frisbee in the dinning room. i missed the pepsi machine and aced, if remember correctly, the sign that said nachos. the manager on duty didn't want to get in trouble, so we made up an excuse that the rush of snowboarders before the dinning room closed broke the sign and we didn't notice it until after we locked up. the excuse worked. the store manager, who was a massive alcoholic with a gambling problem and fetish for borrowing money from the safe, bought the story and told the owner of store. the sign was replaced and we were told to keep an eye on snowboarders from then on. some time later, the manager on duty was eventually arrested for stealing money from the safe to buy crack. he stole three hundred some dollars and spent it all on crack and smoked it all in the store's bathroom after closing. the store manager eventually got his 3rd dui weeks after getting off work release for his second. he fled the state after posting bail and was never heard from again. that job was the worst. that's just one of the many, many beyond fucked up stories i have from my far too long stint at taco bell.
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Re: once again i do you guys a solid for free

Postby Leopard » Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:19 pm

BLURR wrote:
Leopard wrote:try this: edit a database while it's synching



As a DBA... :lol:

Guess he will know better next time.

I have intentionally fucked with the database while the programmers are trying to perf test their newly written sql statements... Ah nerd humor.

haha well the time issue turned out to be something else entirely :) .. server migration stuff.
before I called him a fucktard I asked, and I was editing a master which was being copied with dynasets. the only real problem is that the slave would throw an error once per table. but we could use a free DBA cuz we're super overworked :D

I share an office with the tech director and the nerd jokery gets strong. Not that I really know what I'm doing, but I get by with suggesting worst practices. PDFs and Flash and marquee text.. shit like that. Also the old "I turned off all the firewalls and browsed celeb gossip on the server on Friday afternoon"
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