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Re: Ask Hawk

Postby HawkGammon » Sat Feb 18, 2012 8:09 am

BrotherDave wrote:Hey Hawk,

Which is a better offense and why, the UCLA high post or the Triangle?


Dave,

The high post won a bunch of collegiate National Championships:
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The triangle won a bunch of NBA Championships:
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Any offense benefits from having the best player(s) currently in the game. Since both offenses have proven successful let's examine the prize:

UCLA Cheerleaders:
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Lakers Cheerleaders:
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I would always go pro with the triangle. (Insert own joke here)

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Re: Ask Hawk

Postby Jesse B 707 » Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:46 pm

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Re: Ask Hawk

Postby Flipflat » Sun Feb 19, 2012 12:03 am

Those girls made me self-conscious about my belly-button.
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Re: Ask Hawk

Postby seabas22 » Sun Feb 19, 2012 11:22 pm

Where's the wwyd's?
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Re: Ask Hawk

Postby HawkGammon » Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:26 am

seabas22 wrote:Where's the wwyd's?


SB,

That is so 2010.

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Re: Ask Hawk

Postby Frank Delicious » Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:40 am

Hi Hawk,

You seem to really like the ladies. Is that like where dudes talk about loving ladies and hating gays so much they are secretly super gay? Are you secretly super gay? If you are, would you like to party with VR and I during Too Many Days in May this year? We're gonna drop some LSD and our pants and see where things take us.

thanks,

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Re: Ask Hawk

Postby Dig It » Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:01 am

Frank Delicious wrote:Hi Hawk,

You seem to really like the ladies. Is that like where dudes talk about loving ladies and hating gays so much they are secretly super gay? Are you secretly super gay? If you are, would you like to party with VR and I during Too Many Days in May this year? We're gonna drop some LSD and our pants and see where things take us.

thanks,

Horny at Hawk Hollow.

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Re: Ask Hawk

Postby jsun3thousand » Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:56 am

howdy hawk,

would tripping balls with vegan ray be fun? i'm not worried about frank if you were wondering.
should i bring abort trip benzos or just let it ride? i know how no fun psychedelic adventures can be. would preparing for the worst make it worse?

thank you in advance

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Re: Ask Hawk

Postby veganray » Mon Feb 20, 2012 12:02 pm

Hugs, not drugs
Ryen91 wrote:I am pretty sure I am more intelligent then you think and have allot more knowledge then your post might suggest.


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Re: Ask Hawk

Postby HawkGammon » Mon Feb 20, 2012 1:29 pm

Frank Delicious wrote:Hi Hawk,

You seem to really like the ladies. Is that like where dudes talk about loving ladies and hating gays so much they are secretly super gay? Are you secretly super gay? If you are, would you like to party with VR and I during Too Many Days in May this year? We're gonna drop some LSD and our pants and see where things take us.

thanks,

Horny at Hawk Hollow.


Horny,

Yes I like the ladies. No I don't hate homosexuals. If I'm secretly gay I am currently unaware of it. If anything changes I'll let you know. I do know that if I were to go gay I could certainly do better than you and Ray though. Just be safe and make sure you don't drop any acid rectally. I hear the burn is many times worse than the dreaded truck stop chili and 'rhoids combo that is legendary along I-70.

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Re: Ask Hawk

Postby HawkGammon » Mon Feb 20, 2012 1:35 pm

jsun3thousand wrote:howdy hawk,

would tripping balls with vegan ray be fun? i'm not worried about frank if you were wondering.
should i bring abort trip benzos or just let it ride? i know how no fun psychedelic adventures can be. would preparing for the worst make it worse?

thank you in advance

super gay for albert hoffman


Don,

I think most things with Ray would be fun outside of dinner at a Brazillian steak house. I think if you're going all in with the boys at HH that you should leave the benzos at home. If you're going to sky dive having that emergency chute strapped to your chest is for cowards. If you're going to jump out of a plane you have the one chute, and if it works it works. Are you wearing two condoms during sex?

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Re: Ask Hawk

Postby jsun3thousand » Mon Feb 20, 2012 2:30 pm

hawk,

thanks for answering so quickly. but, what is a condom? do i have to wear two even though i'm not having sex?

thanks again,

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Re: Ask Hawk

Postby BrotherDave » Mon Feb 20, 2012 4:38 pm

'ello 'awk,

I went to make a sandwich today and the first thing I did was get a knife. Then I got a paper towel, the bread, ham, turkey, muenster cheese, and mayo. Then I thought, "Wait, I still have lettuce left." So I got the lettuce. When I got the lettuce I noticed the knife drawer was still open so I got a knife. I realized that I already had a knife when I got to my sandwich so I put the second knife away. So my question is, how much gold is really left in Fort Knox and can we trust our government's statements on the matter?
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Re: Ask Hawk

Postby HawkGammon » Mon Feb 20, 2012 5:54 pm

jsun3thousand wrote:hawk,

thanks for answering so quickly. but, what is a condom? do i have to wear two even though i'm not having sex?

thanks again,

Don


Don,

I think this will explain it to you best. I suspect you're a visual learning kind of guy.



Based on your avatar I think any worries of needing a condom are far back in your rearview mirror.

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Re: Ask Hawk

Postby HawkGammon » Mon Feb 20, 2012 6:08 pm

BrotherDave wrote:'ello 'awk,

I went to make a sandwich today and the first thing I did was get a knife. Then I got a paper towel, the bread, ham, turkey, muenster cheese, and mayo. Then I thought, "Wait, I still have lettuce left." So I got the lettuce. When I got the lettuce I noticed the knife drawer was still open so I got a knife. I realized that I already had a knife when I got to my sandwich so I put the second knife away. So my question is, how much gold is really left in Fort Knox and can we trust our government's statements on the matter?


Dave,

I can't believe you put ham and turkey on the same sandwich. That's a culinary crime. Officially there's somewhere between 200 and 300 billion dollars worth of gold in Fort Knox. However it's pointless to worry about that. There's no where near enough gold to back up our currency. The dollar runs on an empty promise. Sort of like when you tell your buddy that you'll be over Saturday to help him get that sofabed out of his basement and haul it to the dump or the sexually charged banter your date engages with you over dinner at Ruth Chris. Besides this guy...

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...cleaned the whole place out 40+ years ago. Don't believe what the British secret service try to tell you contrary.

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