Shitting Yourself

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When Was The Last Time You Shit Yourself?

Yesterday
0
No votes
Last Week
1
3%
Last Month
1
3%
Less Than Six Months Ago
2
6%
More Than Six Months Ago
1
3%
Last Year
2
6%
A Few Years Ago
10
32%
Infancy
2
6%
I Don't Remember
6
19%
I Don't Shit Myself
2
6%
I'm Shitting Myself Right Now
3
10%
Shit?
1
3%
 
Total votes : 31

Re: Shitting Yourself

Postby uNicedmeMan » Thu Mar 15, 2012 6:49 am

^Classic^

My favorite part is the very end, right after he describes his perfect double tapered shit and he says, "Who are the pitchers in this game?"
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Re: Shitting Yourself

Postby rusch_bag » Thu Mar 15, 2012 6:50 am

That was hilarious. Can't believe I haven't heard that before.
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Re: Shitting Yourself

Postby Jsw » Thu Mar 15, 2012 11:48 am

uNicedmeMan wrote:^Classic^

My favorite part is the very end, right after he describes his perfect double tapered shit and he says, "Who are the pitchers in this game?"


Yeah, that's like the holy grail of comedic timing. And he did it completely by accident.
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Re: Shitting Yourself

Postby Solty » Thu Mar 15, 2012 2:41 pm

JSW.....you officially made me cry laffing when i read your narrative!!!

Cheerio Sir!!
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Re: Shitting Yourself

Postby J-Bolt » Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:25 am

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Re: Shitting Yourself

Postby keltik » Fri Apr 13, 2012 2:22 pm

I lived in Mexico for most of 2008. I missed 3 days of work because of Montezuma's Revenge. When I moved back to the U.S. I left a trash bag full of "well worn" underwear there.
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Re: Shitting Yourself

Postby Itchy » Fri Apr 13, 2012 2:52 pm

Saw this today and made me think about this thread. Pretty much it's skid marked tidy whities that are actually a safe for hiding valuable so hotel staff don't steal your shit.

http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/18422569-3ee4-431b-ad4f-7cc0ea304bc2/brief-safe-fake-dirty-underwear-safe
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Re: Shitting Yourself

Postby bergdawg » Mon May 07, 2012 9:02 pm

This thread is the shit!
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Re: Shitting Yourself

Postby JR » Tue May 08, 2012 1:46 am

You know it. Referencing your favorite disc :-D
Flat shots need running on the center line of the tee and planting each step on the center line. Anhyzer needs running from rear right to front left with the plant step hitting the ground to the left of the line you're running on. Hyzer is the mirror of that.
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Re: Shitting Yourself

Postby Jeronimo » Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:44 pm

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I am dumb.

...and a drama queen.
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Re: Shitting Yourself

Postby JR » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:46 am

That picture is in line with my previous post commenting the favorite disc of Bergdawg. The 10m shit.
Flat shots need running on the center line of the tee and planting each step on the center line. Anhyzer needs running from rear right to front left with the plant step hitting the ground to the left of the line you're running on. Hyzer is the mirror of that.
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