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Re: Ask Hawk

Postby ashley » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:31 pm

Why was I not informed of this thread?
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Re: Ask Hawk

Postby Jesse B 707 » Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:44 pm

ashley wrote:Why was I not informed of this thread?

You gotta venture outside of general discussion now and again to find the gems.....the shitting yourself thread is better than this one though.
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Re: Ask Hawk

Postby ashley » Thu Mar 15, 2012 1:19 pm

Wow, I can't believe I read that. I am afraid I will never look at you guys the same.

Hey Hawk, what do I have to do to become an amazing 911 rated pro like you?
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Re: Ask Hawk

Postby HawkGammon » Thu Mar 15, 2012 6:18 pm

ashley wrote:Why was I not informed of this thread?


Ashley,

Perhaps the newsletter is going into your Spam folder. Be sure to add askhawk@nutsacbags.com to your address book.

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Re: Ask Hawk

Postby JR » Thu Mar 15, 2012 6:24 pm

ashley wrote:Wow, I can't believe I read that. I am afraid I will never look at you guys the same.


I guess err life happens :-) Bad things happen to even good people. Doesn't mean that you shouldn't pull some laffs out of a bad situation that is in no way funny at the time. And it shoes goes to show how it's useless to fight against mother nature sometimes. The philosophical might say something about the hubris of mankind and the crown of creation put to their place. Like with the king with the wet feet after commanding the tide not to rise because he's the king and in control of everything and not moving from his spot.
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Re: Ask Hawk

Postby HawkGammon » Thu Mar 15, 2012 6:27 pm

ashley wrote:Hey Hawk, what do I have to do to become an amazing 911 rated pro like you?


Ashley,

It's a relatively simple process:

1. Only play once a week
2. Never practice putting
3. Don't warm up before rounds

My doubles partner Dick patented this move a couple of seasons ago:

I roll out of the car. I sign in at registration two minutes before it closes. I throw one practice putt. I head to my tee.
-Dick Myers
2008


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Re: Ask Hawk

Postby joecoin » Sun Sep 15, 2013 7:41 pm

HawkGammon wrote:
St.Ray wrote:What exactly is a "background" in the adult entertainment industry? I mean this is a pretty wide genre. Could we actually assume that someone working on the assembly line for Fleshlight has a "background" in the adult industry?


Ray,

A boys got to do what a boys got to do to make tuition during those financially lean college years. Does the name Peter North mean anything to you? Dancing at the Hanger Club is only going to get a guy so far with the bursars office. I am impressed, and slightly disturbed, with your familiarity with artificial vaginas.

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Rumor has it that you were a fluffer. Is this true?
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