Ryen91 wrote:I am pretty sure I am more intelligent then you think and have allot more knowledge then your post might suggest.
keltik wrote:veganray that doesn't really count as photoshop that is just a normal photo of Frank.
Parks wrote:Timko wrote:JR just his 8k too.
Yeah, but you can't really compare 8k one-liners with 8k novellas.
Frank Delicious wrote:I should have known if I made that video with Biscoe that eventually Ray would get pics from it.
veganray wrote:Ya know, Frank, I really took your post to heart. Maybe I should be funnier, and maybe I should be a little less flippant with my Photoshop technique. So, I spent the last two hours glued to my graphics tablet, feverishly performing photoplasty on every permutation of humorous things I could think of. Nothing I created lived up to the masterful mix of side-splitting hilarity and technical virtuosity that you demand in a 2000th post.
I tried poking fun at you, 'shopping doughy faces & feminine visors on every freakin' thing I could find. Nothing.
I tried poking fun at myself, placing a luxurious ponytail & a horde of fawning fangirls on every freakin' thing I could find. Nothing (though a combination of the last two techniques showed a little promise).
My Little Pony? Nothing.
Insane blabbering Finns? Nothing.
I even morphed prerube onto Danny Kaye's body from 1947's "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty", but I knew even that would not pass your R. Lee Ermey-esque comedic muster.
Well, this really pissed me off. Goddammit, nobody points out Vegan Ray's shortcomings, and anyone who dares try must pay! So, abandoning my less-than-stellar Photoshop skills in lieu of my somewhat-better-than-average black hat computer skills, I decided to hack your phone & install as much malicious code as I could before you caught on & threw the thing in a lake.
Little did I know that such unseemly means would not be necessary. Upon inspection of your "Photos", I uncovered a shot that, while much more sad than funny & not requiring a pixel of editing in Photoshop, is well worthy of post #2000. Enjoy, bitches!
BTW - keltik can't read for shit.
Leopard wrote:keltik wrote:special software that takes his speech in finnish and translates to english and automatically posts it here.
Scooot_er wrote:And disc golfers aren't always the smartest bunch.
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