8000th post on DGR.

[veganray]

Ya know, Frank, I really took your post to heart. Maybe I should be funnier, and maybe I should be a little less flippant with my Photoshop technique. So, I spent the last two hours glued to my graphics tablet, feverishly performing photoplasty on every permutation of humorous things I could think of. Nothing I created lived up to the masterful mix of side-splitting hilarity and technical virtuosity that you demand in a 2000th post.

I tried poking fun at you, 'shopping doughy faces & feminine visors on every freakin' thing I could find. Nothing.

I tried poking fun at myself, placing a luxurious ponytail & a horde of fawning fangirls on every freakin' thing I could find. Nothing (though a combination of the last two techniques showed a little promise).

My Little Pony? Nothing.

Insane blabbering Finns? Nothing.

I even morphed prerube onto Danny Kaye's body from 1947's "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty", but I knew even that would not pass your R. Lee Ermey-esque comedic muster.

Well, this really pissed me off. Goddammit, nobody points out Vegan Ray's shortcomings, and anyone who dares try must pay! So, abandoning my less-than-stellar Photoshop skills in lieu of my somewhat-better-than-average black hat computer skills, I decided to hack your phone & install as much malicious code as I could before you caught on & threw the thing in a lake.

Little did I know that such unseemly means would not be necessary. Upon inspection of your "Photos", I uncovered a shot that, while much more sad than funny & not requiring a pixel of editing in Photoshop, is well worthy of post #2000. Enjoy, bitches!



BTW - keltik can't read for shit.

[Parks]

JR just his 8k too.

Yeah, but you can't really compare 8k one-liners with 8k novellas.

[keltik]

veganray that doesn't really count as photoshop that is just a normal photo of Frank.

I'm amazed JR can still throw a disc. He has to have insane carpel tunnel from all the typing he does. unless he has some special software that takes his speech in finnish and translates to english and automatically posts it here.

[Leopard]

special software that takes his speech in finnish and translates to english and automatically posts it here.

[Parks]

veganray that doesn't really count as photoshop that is just a normal photo of Frank.

That was the joke that VR made, but you repeating it here definitely adds... something.

[Jesse B 707]

JR just his 8k too.

Yeah, but you can't really compare 8k one-liners with 8k novellas.

I'm pretty sure at this point that JR is just running a computer program that loosely fits together english words, tosses in a few DG buzz words for legitimacy and posts a 1000 word essay at least 3 times a day.

[Frank Delicious]

I should have known if I made that video with Biscoe that eventually Ray would get pics from it.

[Parks]

With some of the gibberish I've seen when I've skimmed his posts, that probably isn't too far off. It can't all be lost in translation, so some of it has to be pure crazy or a poorly written AI program.

[Parks]

I should have known if I made that video with Biscoe that eventually Ray would get pics from it.

Sillybizz is getting a forum boner over your pic as well. http://www.nwdiscgolfnews.com/forum/sho ... 319&page=6 (may need a login to read since its in the off-topic section).

[dgdave]

8000 posts is like, so 3 years ago.

[keltik]

It's taken you guys this long to realize that I don't read anything anyone else writes.

[JR]

Ya know, Frank, I really took your post to heart. Maybe I should be funnier, and maybe I should be a little less flippant with my Photoshop technique. So, I spent the last two hours glued to my graphics tablet, feverishly performing photoplasty on every permutation of humorous things I could think of. Nothing I created lived up to the masterful mix of side-splitting hilarity and technical virtuosity that you demand in a 2000th post.

I tried poking fun at you, 'shopping doughy faces & feminine visors on every freakin' thing I could find. Nothing.

I tried poking fun at myself, placing a luxurious ponytail & a horde of fawning fangirls on every freakin' thing I could find. Nothing (though a combination of the last two techniques showed a little promise).

My Little Pony? Nothing.

Insane blabbering Finns? Nothing.

I even morphed prerube onto Danny Kaye's body from 1947's "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty", but I knew even that would not pass your R. Lee Ermey-esque comedic muster.

Well, this really pissed me off. Goddammit, nobody points out Vegan Ray's shortcomings, and anyone who dares try must pay! So, abandoning my less-than-stellar Photoshop skills in lieu of my somewhat-better-than-average black hat computer skills, I decided to hack your phone & install as much malicious code as I could before you caught on & threw the thing in a lake.

Little did I know that such unseemly means would not be necessary. Upon inspection of your "Photos", I uncovered a shot that, while much more sad than funny & not requiring a pixel of editing in Photoshop, is well worthy of post #2000. Enjoy, bitches!



BTW - keltik can't read for shit.

Lots of lolz in this thread but i don't plan on making a spectacle on any post count. I just spread the funnees all over to many posts.

[Jesse B 707]

Well you must have spread one joke over all 8000 posts cuz I've never caught one.

[Parks]

I thought the "True professionals" or whatever thread was pretty funny. I'm just not sure if any of that was intentional.

[jsun3thousand]

special software that takes his speech in finnish and translates to english and automatically posts it here.

jr's translator has the random nazi analogy add-on.