Preposterious DG Statement 2012

[T.Hizzle]

My vote: Chuck Kennedy stating he can design courses blindfoled better than most designers.

[veganray]

That would be a doozie, but evidence is necessary. Link or other citation?

Either way, this one's probably even more laughable:

F' DGCR! I am never going back!

[T.Hizzle]

A friend went to DGCR and found this for me;

T.Hizzle: "So CK designs courses wearing a blindfold?"
CGKdisc:"I could and still do it better than many others..."

[jubuttib]

Many != most

I'm very certain that he could do a better job decapitated than a certain Finnish course designer...

[veganray]

In a course design throwdown, I would place my wager on a blindfolded Chuck Kennedy to trounce a sighted Chuck Kennedy any f'ing day.

[bergdawg]

Lol judging him from a tatoo makes you naive, you don't know his physical abilities. So instead of putting your foot in your mouth, think b4 you wright! Lol get back to work b4 your boss finds out your slacking!!!!

- Paul Ulibarri

Not really DG related quote, but one from one of the best. The set up: Josh Anthon is bitching on FB because he didn't sign up for Worlds in time(his own fucking fault BTW). Paul jumps in trying to sound smart and use big words, which he failed at miserably. He then called me naive for not respecting Josh because of his "White Pride" tattoo. Then he tried to make fun of me for having a job.

[T.Hizzle]

Lol judging him from a tatoo makes you naive, you don't know his physical abilities. So instead of putting your foot in your mouth, think b4 you wright! Lol get back to work b4 your boss finds out your slacking!!!!

- Paul Ulibarri

Not really DG related quote, but one from one of the best. The set up: Josh Anthon is bitching on FB because he didn't sign up for Worlds in time(his own fucking fault BTW). Paul jumps in trying to sound smart and use big words, which he failed at miserably. He then called me naive for not respecting Josh because of his "White Pride" tattoo. Then he tried to make fun of me for having a job.

Look at the size of that kids head, it's the size of an orange on a toothpick....

[veganray]

Preposterous non-DG statement of 2012:

The person on the right is not Rikki Rockett of Poison fame.

[JHern]

Lol judging him from a tatoo makes you naive, you don't know his physical abilities. So instead of putting your foot in your mouth, think b4 you wright! Lol get back to work b4 your boss finds out your slacking!!!! - Paul Ulibarri

Not really DG related quote, but one from one of the best...

Paul has loads of talent, but his mental game is weak. He plays for course records, not for tournament victories (this is what other touring pros say about him). And when any older, wiser player gives him a piece of advice, he sneers at them in response as if it's the most ridiculous thing he's ever heard. If/when he grows up, he'll be one of the best. Until then, he'll continue to shoot himself in the foot over and over again.

[veganray]

Paul has loads of talent, but his mental game is weak.

TRANSLATION:
Paul has a nice, big cock, but no matter how hard he visualizes, can't achieve orgasm when I'm fellating him.

[Triflusal]

Lol judging him from a tatoo makes you naive, you don't know his physical abilities. So instead of putting your foot in your mouth, think b4 you wright! Lol get back to work b4 your boss finds out your slacking!!!! - Paul Ulibarri

Not really DG related quote, but one from one of the best...

Paul has loads of talent, but his mental game is weak. He plays for course records, not for tournament victories (this is what other touring pros say about him). And when any older, wiser player gives him a piece of advice, he sneers at them in response as if it's the most ridiculous thing he's ever heard. If/when he grows up, he'll be one of the best. Until then, he'll continue to shoot himself in the foot over and over again.

dat inside info, thanks TMZ

[Frank Delicious]

Lol judging him from a tatoo makes you naive, you don't know his physical abilities. So instead of putting your foot in your mouth, think b4 you wright! Lol get back to work b4 your boss finds out your slacking!!!! - Paul Ulibarri

Not really DG related quote, but one from one of the best...

Paul has loads of talent, but his mental game is weak. He plays for course records, not for tournament victories (this is what other touring pros say about him). And when any older, wiser player gives him a piece of advice, he sneers at them in response as if it's the most ridiculous thing he's ever heard. If/when he grows up, he'll be one of the best. Until then, he'll continue to shoot himself in the foot over and over again.

This has been your Jhern pro update, back to you Jim.

[veganray]

[pietrocrespi]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[Jesse B 707]