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Preposterious DG Statement 2012

Postby T.Hizzle » Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:29 pm

My vote: Chuck Kennedy stating he can design courses blindfoled better than most designers.
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Re: Preposterious DG Statement 2012

Postby veganray » Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:34 pm

That would be a doozie, but evidence is necessary. Link or other citation?

Either way, this one's probably even more laughable:
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Re: Preposterious DG Statement 2012

Postby T.Hizzle » Fri Jun 01, 2012 3:05 pm

A friend went to DGCR and found this for me;

T.Hizzle: "So CK designs courses wearing a blindfold?"
CGKdisc:"I could and still do it better than many others..."
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Re: Preposterious DG Statement 2012

Postby jubuttib » Sun Jun 03, 2012 3:36 pm

Many != most

I'm very certain that he could do a better job decapitated than a certain Finnish course designer...
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Re: Preposterious DG Statement 2012

Postby veganray » Sun Jun 03, 2012 7:50 pm

In a course design throwdown, I would place my wager on a blindfolded Chuck Kennedy to trounce a sighted Chuck Kennedy any f'ing day.
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Re: Preposterious DG Statement 2012

Postby bergdawg » Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:59 am

Lol judging him from a tatoo makes you naive, you don't know his physical abilities. So instead of putting your foot in your mouth, think b4 you wright! Lol get back to work b4 your boss finds out your slacking!!!!
- Paul Ulibarri

Not really DG related quote, but one from one of the best. The set up: Josh Anthon is bitching on FB because he didn't sign up for Worlds in time(his own fucking fault BTW). Paul jumps in trying to sound smart and use big words, which he failed at miserably. He then called me naive for not respecting Josh because of his "White Pride" tattoo. Then he tried to make fun of me for having a job.
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Re: Preposterious DG Statement 2012

Postby T.Hizzle » Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:47 am

bergdawg wrote:
Lol judging him from a tatoo makes you naive, you don't know his physical abilities. So instead of putting your foot in your mouth, think b4 you wright! Lol get back to work b4 your boss finds out your slacking!!!!
- Paul Ulibarri

Not really DG related quote, but one from one of the best. The set up: Josh Anthon is bitching on FB because he didn't sign up for Worlds in time(his own fucking fault BTW). Paul jumps in trying to sound smart and use big words, which he failed at miserably. He then called me naive for not respecting Josh because of his "White Pride" tattoo. Then he tried to make fun of me for having a job.


Look at the size of that kids head, it's the size of an orange on a toothpick....

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Re: Preposterious DG Statement 2012

Postby veganray » Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:23 am

Preposterous non-DG statement of 2012:
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Re: Preposterious DG Statement 2012

Postby JHern » Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:47 pm

bergdawg wrote:
Lol judging him from a tatoo makes you naive, you don't know his physical abilities. So instead of putting your foot in your mouth, think b4 you wright! Lol get back to work b4 your boss finds out your slacking!!!! - Paul Ulibarri


Not really DG related quote, but one from one of the best...


Paul has loads of talent, but his mental game is weak. He plays for course records, not for tournament victories (this is what other touring pros say about him). And when any older, wiser player gives him a piece of advice, he sneers at them in response as if it's the most ridiculous thing he's ever heard. If/when he grows up, he'll be one of the best. Until then, he'll continue to shoot himself in the foot over and over again.
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Re: Preposterious DG Statement 2012

Postby veganray » Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:30 pm

JHern wrote:Paul has loads of talent, but his mental game is weak.

TRANSLATION:
Paul has a nice, big cock, but no matter how hard he visualizes, can't achieve orgasm when I'm fellating him.
Ryen91 wrote:I am pretty sure I am more intelligent then you think and have allot more knowledge then your post might suggest.


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Re: Preposterious DG Statement 2012

Postby Triflusal » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:04 pm

JHern wrote:
bergdawg wrote:
Lol judging him from a tatoo makes you naive, you don't know his physical abilities. So instead of putting your foot in your mouth, think b4 you wright! Lol get back to work b4 your boss finds out your slacking!!!! - Paul Ulibarri


Not really DG related quote, but one from one of the best...


Paul has loads of talent, but his mental game is weak. He plays for course records, not for tournament victories (this is what other touring pros say about him). And when any older, wiser player gives him a piece of advice, he sneers at them in response as if it's the most ridiculous thing he's ever heard. If/when he grows up, he'll be one of the best. Until then, he'll continue to shoot himself in the foot over and over again.

dat inside info, thanks TMZ
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Re: Preposterious DG Statement 2012

Postby Frank Delicious » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:11 pm

JHern wrote:
bergdawg wrote:
Lol judging him from a tatoo makes you naive, you don't know his physical abilities. So instead of putting your foot in your mouth, think b4 you wright! Lol get back to work b4 your boss finds out your slacking!!!! - Paul Ulibarri


Not really DG related quote, but one from one of the best...


Paul has loads of talent, but his mental game is weak. He plays for course records, not for tournament victories (this is what other touring pros say about him). And when any older, wiser player gives him a piece of advice, he sneers at them in response as if it's the most ridiculous thing he's ever heard. If/when he grows up, he'll be one of the best. Until then, he'll continue to shoot himself in the foot over and over again.


This has been your Jhern pro update, back to you Jim.
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Re: Preposterious DG Statement 2012

Postby veganray » Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:01 pm

Ryen91 wrote:I am pretty sure I am more intelligent then you think and have allot more knowledge then your post might suggest.


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Re: Preposterious DG Statement 2012

Postby pietrocrespi » Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:04 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Re: Preposterious DG Statement 2012

Postby Jesse B 707 » Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:09 pm

:lol:
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